Saturday, March 24, 2007

belly bumping man. oy.



so, tonight. interesting. the three of us joined a group of target associates to a chiefs hockey game. they are an amateur league based in alb. they were HORRIBLE! in shreveport we have the mudbugs, bad name...i know. crawfish strike the fear in anyone, right? yeah. but, atleast at the mudbug games there is real action. real fights. real scores. real sports! i love hockey! but this game was quite a let down. i kept waiting for it to "really" get started. never did. instead, i was the seventh wheel at a horrible hockey game. interesting. after the game everyone wanted to go to the casino. i have never been to a casino before. i just turned 21 a month ago...no such luck yet. so, we went. and well, that's my casino experience. i'm really set for life now. if someone with some sort of epileptic disorder walked in, a seizure was sure to happen. flashing lights, loud noises. ah! i immediately aquired the ashtray smell. wonderful. i actually felt really bad for these people. i for some reason kept getting the visual of them chained to these machines. depressing. although, i had to laugh when lindsay and i saw this older woman (and by older i mean like in her 80's) on a scooter driving around with her bucket. i mean, go home. you're old. it's almost 2:00am. it's not worth it. and don't try to drive into me either. lindsay and i watched the chris's lose money in poker for a bit, but decided we were hungry and to find the food vender. standing in line i kept feeling the strange sense that someone was standing abnormally close to me. so, i turn around to find this indian (native american indian) dressed in his turquoise bedazzled cowboy hat and fringed jacket standing face to face to me. this is the definition of awkward. he then proceeded to step closer and belly-bump me through out the time we were standing in line. i was finding it incredibly difficult to keep a straight face, which i failed at. spicy frito pies were consumed along with refreshing coke and we were off to collect the boys. before we left chris treated us to a white russian and we then headed back. it was an interesting night...one i won't be forgetting anytime soon.

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