where's the tazer when you need it?

ok, i'm all for being an avid sports fan. i mean, come one...my mom ran up and down the halls screaming when the spurs won the NBA championship. but, this is crossing a major defined if you step over your leg should be eaten by wild dogs type line.

email the paper for your thoughts. i know i did. ChicagoInfoGov@gmail.com

seriously. people have lost their minds.