why? that's my question. why?

Ok, I was walking on campus today when I looked around at the people around me and I just had to laugh. Here are a few thoughts...

- Stiletto heels to class...why? I can barely make it up the stairs without falling in simple flip-flops.
- Why do more guys have umbrella's to protect their hair then girls? Honestly.
- A true smoker stands out in rainy butt freezing cold weather to get one last one in before a 50 minute class.
- WHY DO THE ZETAS ALWAYS CHASE ME DOWN?!?! I don't want to join a sorority. I don't like the thought of buying my "sisters".
- It cracks me up when I see girls come to class in their pajama's, but with perfect hair and make-up and they claim to have "just rolled out of bed."...come on now.
- Why does my cell phone go off more in the library then any other room on campus?
- I always pick the creaky seats.
- My teachers like to pick fights with me b/c they know I won't give the dumb blank stare back.
- My male advisor is shorter than me. I'm 5'3.
- I have to admit I find it rather amusing when I see someone run into a leaning tree limb while talking on their cell phone.
- I LOATHE getting stalked by a car for my parking space! I can hear the buzzing of your engine! GET BACK!
- You can spot an art student from a mile away. Dressed in black and carrying an oversized clipboard. (yes, I had one of those too when I was an art major...just not the dressing in black)
- People who take the elevator to go to the 2nd floor piss me off.
- I LOVE the people in our student union. they are soooo sweet!
- My history professor strikes poses during his lectures, I'm not sure why.
- My personality professor, doesn't have one. Amazing.
- Dodging an ex boyfriend is rather tricky.