Tuesday, November 28, 2006

get down girl, go head, get down.


my last few days:

- i absolutely love my family. even though they are justifiably insane.
- driving with a bee in your car. not fun. only enhances paranoia.
- having my professor use me as an example infront of my class of 40 people on the topic of freud's interpretation of dreams. according to him if i dream of any stick-like object i have penis envy. yeah. ok.
- having that same professor say, and quite loudly, the phrase "penis envy" in my face around 8 times.
- i'm told to get a trainable boyfriend. (i rather like this one)
- apparently, if you watch a scary movie- you are more inclined to have sex. (this isn't from experience, this is from a class discussion...only in psychology)
- if you smile at the starbucks guy- he gives you free coffee! :) :)
- there's not too much a krispy kreme can't fix.
- when work is boring, break out the OOPS adhesive remover and start to remove random spots around the store! or, try on every shoe in your size.
- having the strong desire to punch a newly married couple.
- inheriting battle wound blisters from the horrid rake and the infiltration of leaves in the back yard. i won!
- staying up waaay to late. but not caring.
- resuming big coffee with lindsay and LOVING IT!
- talking about the penis envy experience and making my dad feel really uncomfortable while my mom just laughs.
- my mother now wears a velcro boot thing b/c of her broken foot. but of course, she's the "silent martyr"...yeah. i'm laughing too.
- realized one of the most corrupt politicians came from my state. go huey.
- i'm very partial to ambiguous mahoganous relationships. like mine, lindsay's, and matts.
- i'm rather tired, so i'm now ending this

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