get down girl, go head, get down.

my last few days:

- i absolutely love my family. even though they are justifiably insane.
- driving with a bee in your car. not fun. only enhances paranoia.
- having my professor use me as an example infront of my class of 40 people on the topic of freud's interpretation of dreams. according to him if i dream of any stick-like object i have penis envy. yeah. ok.
- having that same professor say, and quite loudly, the phrase "penis envy" in my face around 8 times.
- i'm told to get a trainable boyfriend. (i rather like this one)
- apparently, if you watch a scary movie- you are more inclined to have sex. (this isn't from experience, this is from a class discussion...only in psychology)
- if you smile at the starbucks guy- he gives you free coffee! :) :)
- there's not too much a krispy kreme can't fix.
- when work is boring, break out the OOPS adhesive remover and start to remove random spots around the store! or, try on every shoe in your size.
- having the strong desire to punch a newly married couple.
- inheriting battle wound blisters from the horrid rake and the infiltration of leaves in the back yard. i won!
- staying up waaay to late. but not caring.
- resuming big coffee with lindsay and LOVING IT!
- talking about the penis envy experience and making my dad feel really uncomfortable while my mom just laughs.
- my mother now wears a velcro boot thing b/c of her broken foot. but of course, she's the "silent martyr"...yeah. i'm laughing too.
- realized one of the most corrupt politicians came from my state. go huey.
- i'm very partial to ambiguous mahoganous relationships. like mine, lindsay's, and matts.
- i'm rather tired, so i'm now ending this

why? that's my question. why?

Ok, I was walking on campus today when I looked around at the people around me and I just had to laugh. Here are a few thoughts...

- Stiletto heels to class...why? I can barely make it up the stairs without falling in simple flip-flops.
- Why do more guys have umbrella's to protect their hair then girls? Honestly.
- A true smoker stands out in rainy butt freezing cold weather to get one last one in before a 50 minute class.
- WHY DO THE ZETAS ALWAYS CHASE ME DOWN?!?! I don't want to join a sorority. I don't like the thought of buying my "sisters".
- It cracks me up when I see girls come to class in their pajama's, but with perfect hair and make-up and they claim to have "just rolled out of bed."...come on now.
- Why does my cell phone go off more in the library then any other room on campus?
- I always pick the creaky seats.
- My teachers like to pick fights with me b/c they know I won't give the dumb blank stare back.
- My male advisor is shorter than me. I'm 5'3.
- I have to admit I find it rather amusing when I see someone run into a leaning tree limb while talking on their cell phone.
- I LOATHE getting stalked by a car for my parking space! I can hear the buzzing of your engine! GET BACK!
- You can spot an art student from a mile away. Dressed in black and carrying an oversized clipboard. (yes, I had one of those too when I was an art major...just not the dressing in black)
- People who take the elevator to go to the 2nd floor piss me off.
- I LOVE the people in our student union. they are soooo sweet!
- My history professor strikes poses during his lectures, I'm not sure why.
- My personality professor, doesn't have one. Amazing.
- Dodging an ex boyfriend is rather tricky.