my friend, it is all about the word play.

"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered."
- Tom Stoppard

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
- Sir Winston Churchhill

"Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything."
- Floyd Dell
(I like this one b/c I'm realizing that it's really true.)

"People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest."
- Hermann Hesse

"Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content."
- Louis L'Amour

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
- Galileo Galilei

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."
- Mitch Hedberg
(I don't really feel this way, it just made me laugh!)

"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."
- Voltaire

"It's never just a game when you're winning."
- George Carlin

"When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong--or absolutely right."
- Albert Guinon

"Astonomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things."....like my car keys.
- Unknown

"Reget for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable."
- Sidney J. Harris

"The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion."
- G.K. Chesterton

"At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies."
- P.G. Wodehouse

"Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real."
- Iris Murdoch

"I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on."
- Beryl Pfizer

"My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
- Oscar Wilde

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."
-Winston Churchill

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
-Phyllis Diller

"She was a woman who, in between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table."
-Henry James

"Laziness is nothing more then resting before you get tired."
-Jules Renard

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I thing I ended up where I needed to be."
-Douglas Adams

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt."
-Abraham Lincoln

"I will prepare and some day my chance will come"
-Abraham Lincoln

"All I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator for all I have not seen."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A friend is one before whom I may think aloud."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I walk the line."
-Johnny Cash

so, i'm slightly in love with quotes.